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  • Being that this was my third trip to Vegas in the span two months, almost every reaction to my trip was "AGAIN?" Yes again you jackals. This was mostly due to the fact that Cecilia C.'s mom had a timeshare at this place and we stayed for free-fifty-free. I am not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, so I was in it to win it, but I did kind of wonder what the heck this place was. I swear I had never heard of it and no matter how many times I read "it's right on the strip," I could not place this guy. Well, it's deceptively "right on the strip." Not in a bad way mind you, but once I saw it I was like, oh this guy. The Polo Towers sit behind one of the groups of shops on the strip - the one with the ridiculously huge tarp if you are familiar. Now even after we located it and managed to find the parking, we continued to miss it and get half lost the entire weekend, so heed my warning: just take the back streets. Exiting the 15, take Tropicana east, turn left on Koval, turn left on Harmon, and it will be located on the left where you see the huge parking lot. Just remember Koval and Harmon for the rest of the weekend, and you should be okay. I digress. So we had a group of five ladies staying in one of the two bedroom suites, which we believe could have easily accommodated at least two more. Between the two bedrooms and the huge living room it was like having three bedrooms as opposed to two. We also brought along an inflatable mattress, so only Cecilia C. and I actually ended up sharing a bed as the living room and bedroom had beds that magically popped out of the walls. The non-master bedroom, which we lovingly renamed the bat cave, also had a balcony, and this was perfect for: A) photos B) Tina because she smokes C) dragging Karey R.'s inflatable mattress to and playing 'ode to Hangover' D) All of the Above If you answered D, then you think way too much like us and you are right. And as many ladies who have packed a ton of girls into a hotel room know, even if everyone fits, there's never enough time/room for showers, makeup, hair, etc. Oh contraire I say. There are two bathrooms and therefore two showers (one of which is a Jacuzzi tub as well, which was taken full advantage of) and within the main bathroom there are two sinks and two mirrors making a grand total of three sinks and even more mirrors which are scattered around the rooms. We never ran into bathroom issues, which was awesome. That is the thick of it. There is also a full kitchen in the living room and a mini kitchen in the bat cave, neither of which was really taken advantage of this time around. There are also TVs everywhere as well as a dvd player, but we didn't have an extra minute to do any lollygagging. The only disappointment we ran into was JR down in the lobby. After asking for a cab we were donned "number three," but after a gaggle of floozies started flooding the lobby we didn't get in until cab #5 which was only because we jumped in and refused to get out. P.S. By checkout morning a bra had gone M.I.A.! All Karey R. and I could think about was the mysterious bra that showed up in this closet http://www.yelp.com/biz/polo-towers-las-vegas-2#hrid:WX4p1kRHqfipmn4sAqSSZg!!
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