a weekend of debauchery was spent here when i was 18. somehow we broke two lamps that were hanging on the walls. like high up on the walls. like above head level. don't ask, because i don't remember how it happened either. we tried to steal lamps from other rooms, but the maids kept catching us. so we wrote, "I O U 2 LAMPS :(" on one of the lampshades and left it at that. one night, my friend jonathan got really drunk and angry and lonely, went to the pool, and threw all of the poolside furniture into the pool. we seriously destroyed that motel. i'm not kidding, there was so much filth in one of our rooms that you couldn't see the carpet. i felt really, really bad for whoever had to clean that up. but the best part was that we didn't get charged for any damage we caused. thanks, motel 6!
no wonder my useful points are so low... i use yelp more often to showcase my anecdotes than to actually review things. i'm useless!