Why do I keep coming back here? Could it be because it's conveniently located within the central hub of McLoed Trail? Could it be because its close to where our local pubs are? No, the way I feel when I visit this place must be similar to how people always go back with their bitter ex girlfriends/boyfriends and then leave them after an argument over minor matters, and come back with them because natural selection has pre-ordained them as unfortunate compatible mates for life:
*throws aside raw/cold hasbrown, salmonella chicken burger, watery nachos, rubbery eggs and leather pancakes*
"I'm done...I'm done with this drama!! I'm never going back to you Dennys!"
One month later...
"Guy's lets just go for Dennys for a sober up meal!"
"Ange! You're a glutton for punishment!"
*weeping* "I just love her so much man...I just love her soooo much"
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