I've finally found my car wash home. In the 10 years I've lived in Arizona, I've complained about the car washes - they won't stop hounding you with up-sells, it takes forever, they are a zoo, they are expensive, etc.
Road Runner Express is ahhh-mazing! I drove right up, paid a couple dollars on an easy to use machine that talks to you very nicely. I pulled forward and a man directed me to be sure my tire was in the right place. He gave me a little wet cloth to wipe the dash and an air freshener. The automatic wash took me through the process and then towards the end, as I was in the drying stage, off to my right was a sign to text roadrunner to get signed up for coupons. So, I texted for coupons while being dried (genius). Afterwards I turned the corner into an abundance of free vacuum cleaners.
I'll definitely be using my buy 4 get the 5th free card and may even sign up for monthly unlimited washes for $14.
woo hoo!