Crust is thick and crunchy and resembles cardboard. The sauce is bitter and has no seasoning; just a bland tomatoey goo. The pepperoni is put on the pizza after it's cooked, so it's ice cold and floppy. This pizza is going to be gross to any outsider who didn't grow up eating it. The place is clean and the service is very good and friendly, which is the only reason I gave it more than one star.