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  • I'm so shocked I haven't already reviewed this spot. It deserves several reviews from me. One of the best salads I've eaten (I get the shwarma salad), and easily the best bang for your buck, meal wise, in the downtown sector. All fresh, quality ingredients, varied sides added into your salad from avocado to mashed sweet potato, tabouleh, home made hummus, tiziki, etc., etc.. Massive portions, as everyone has noted. A large is like two meals. The flavours compliment each other so harmoniously. Ok, so it's basically like someone took a soulful devotional hymn and put it in your mouth and closed your mouth back with said hymn lodged inside. And as you chewed and swallowed the melody would vary slightly to higher and higher crescendos until you feel your cheeks wet with tears of appreciation. I've seen a man take a bite of Salad House salad and just stand up where he was. Hesaid nothing and gave no notice that he was leaving our company. He just left. Took a bite, eyes welled up and he got up and just left. When he returned I found out he went to have a cry in the washrooms and then went back to Salad House to try to kiss the owner (he was unsuccessful in this, but he did get to cop a feel at least). Speaking of the owner, he's a real nice, genuinely helpful guy. Staff is great. Food is amazing. Whenever I grab a meal from here I also grab a lottery ticket since it's always a lucky day when I eat Salad House. So far I've won the jackpot 4 times and counting. I don't even cash in the tickets anymore. "My wealth is my Salad House meal" I always say. I'm getting that on a T-shirt so stay on the lookout for me. And I'm sure I've said enough by now. You need to eat this food, sucka! Change your bum life with a meal from Salad House today!
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