Wow. Is that your misshapen, fake boob that just slapped me in the back of the head, Meth Mouth Stripper Lady?
Wow. Are you in my lap now? Now, when my male companion has gone to the potty, is when you decide to land on me? When I am defenseless?
Yes, I bought a dance from you - because I am bad at saying no to strippers. And yes, I bought one for my friend when he got back - I wanted to be sure that any viral shedding that occurred during our dance was distributed to him as well.
A couple that experiences stripclub born STD's together, stays together.