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| - I came here after an unfulfilling dinner at Big Grove Tavern. We sat down for some fries and a slice of pie. Everything was great, the pie was delicious, the fries were hot, and the service was prompt and friendly. Everything was great, that is, until I start hearing noises behind me. I assume someone is dragging a chair across the floor. I don't turn around, because it stopped soon enough. Time passes and the sound starts up again. My S.O. starts looking a bit uncomfortable. I turn around, and no one is dragging a chair, but there is a man 2 booths away. It was him. Farting. Having a fart-attack. A super-extended fart-attack.
Having quickly lost my appetite, we asked for the check, left the server a hefty tip, and skedaddled.
I can't really blame Merry-Ann's for this. This is a place for everyone, farters included! So if you want a cheap diner, this is your place, but be aware that this is a big world, and flatulence happens.
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