Just. Don't. Go. EVER. If you do, God help you. *kneeling in prayer*
Wish we could give this zero stars. But if we could, we'd give it 5 full stars for being "as scary as it gets".
Hubby and I love all kind of trashy things and we are open to all Chinese food experiences. We even did a U-turn to get to this place since we were really hungry.
The place was empty so we had many seating options. NONE of the tables were clean. ALL of the seats are ripped. The huge television mounted over the front counter was airing a DENTAL PROCEDURE ON ROTTEN TEETH. Seriously. We almost barfed. The elderly Chinese lady who works there was watching this intently and wouldn't change the channel.
We ordered our meals and then searched for a semi-decent place to sit, far away and facing away from the television. We used our water on a napkin to clean our table by ourselves. The napkin came up black, and this is not even an exaggeration. We wish it were.
The food was as greasy as it gets.
The soup was the most horrifying. We'll eat hospital food. We'll eat airplane food. We'll even eat school cafeteria pizza squares. But we couldn't eat the soup.
The bathrooms were out of a Freddy Krueger movie.
We cringe just imagining what the kitchen looks like.
DON'T GO!!
We'd rather fly to China, drive through the poorest parts, stop off at a farmer's home and pay the wife to fresh-kill a pigeon for us and eat it off their dusty farm table than ever eat here again. And honestly, in China, we think this is a viable option.