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  • We pulled up a few minutes before the 11 a.m. Sunday opening. I was still reeling from the news that David Foster Wallace had hung himself on Friday. The gracious attendant let us in anyway, saying it's rude to keep people waiting until the exact scheduled time. I hope her managers don't see this. She could probably get in trouble for putting CUSTOMERS first. What a concept! There has to be something in the corporate policy manual that forbids letting customers in 4 seconds before the official opening per atomic clock. My project is a crude, handmade sign for voter registration. I'm doing volunteer work for the Obama campaign. What? Doesn't the cash-laden Obama campaign have plenty of slick signage? No, we're as grassroots as it gets. Someone said we need a sign. I said I'll do it. So I'm over at Dick Blick's after checking the feeble offerings at Wal-Mart and Target. They don't have the good stuff for making a REGISTER TO VOTE sign. The aforementioned sales person showed me to the posterboard section and told me about two sheets that were on sale for 50 cents. Everything else was about 5 bucks. How did show know I needed cheap supplies? She knew where everything was. She anticipated my questions and helped me find cheap markers for lettering my crudely-made sign. Search high & low, far & wide, I defy you to find a better sales person than she. I left Dick Blick with the best impression possible. I'll make excuses to shop there again. Thank you sales associate 3188. (Incidentally, how does a guy named Dick Blick end up owning a chain of art supply stores? Wasn't he made fun of so unmercifully as a kid that all entrepreneurial drive would have been pummeled from his soul?) Incidentally, I strongly encourage Obama supporters to volunteer. I've only been at it a few days and I can tell you it's an experience you'll treasure.
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