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  • I'm just a regular joe, and am probably not qualified to review a theater... so let's do this! Parking was very convenient, as I chose the lot across the street. Stairwells didn't smell like urine, so it already beats out the Greyhound bus terminal parking garage in Riverside CA for ambiance. On our way to will call, my daughter and I had an intellectual conversation about the pronunciation of Herberger. Was is 'her-burger' or was it 'her-ber-ger'? Curse you, Hooked On Phonics! My tickets were delivered posthaste. The atrium seemed fancy until I beheld the swap meet tables functioning as the focal point. But I'ze white trash, so I purchased one of them there comedy/drama mask necklace charms. I liked the bar set in the hallway. I waited less than a minute both times I frequented it. Oh, how very cosmopolitan I felt with my hand crafted soda. You might want to skip the cookies though... a little doughy for this dough-boy. Yeah, I know they don't have goat's milk, but you can bring your own... in a flask... concealed. BTW, they will only let you bring bottled water into the auditorium... and if you plan on eating and hard candy during the performance, then you best unwrap it before the drama commences, or risk a public cane-ing... because there were many spectators with walking sticks. I'm enamored with the look, and plan on being a man about town when I order my new shillelagh. The men's room stalls had ample room... a place where a man of stature can put some distance between his knees. Actually, I only had to go number one. Jealous?!? The theater was very intimate. I don't think there was a bad seat in the house. I did feel a little cramped, as my knees touched the back of the seat in front of me. How I longed for the legroom of the stall. But I'm a big guy. The seats were comfortably padded. Big Bonus: my shoes didn't stick to the floor. I thought the acoustics were great, as I didn't miss more than a few words. My 15 year old daughter enjoyed it enough to come back, so I am looking forward to attending April's presentation of Mockingbird. Thank you her-burger for a delightful venue.
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