O Donut King! May you live forever!
Your donuts are the best donuts I've savored in the Queen's City. Casual donut lovers have been decimated by that joker Dunkin Donuts.
The northern woods is an unassuming place to sell your wares. Perhaps an effort on your part to avoid the prying eyes of city dwellers to the south.
Whatever the reason, I hereby swear my allegiance to your kingly treats. I will fight for all that is maple-ly or chocolaty and I vow to protect your kingdom.
TO TRY: Maple Bacon, Turtle