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  • Just terrible. We decided to go off the beaten trail and venture away from the safety of Ephesus' menu. Partly because we are experiencing dissatisfaction with their decline in quality and value and looking for something new to WOW us. Pizza Pronto ain't that place. We ordered a fancy pizza and a gyro to perform our thorough due diligence of testing their menu and execution. They failed. The roasted eggplant pizza was the grossest slab of choad toast. First off, the eggplant was deep fried and seemingly done so in vaseline based on the putrid greasiness and burnt petrochemical flavor and aroma we observed. The crust was like biscuit dough leavened with sawdust. Awful. Regrettably this pizza did not live up its potential with such an all star cast of ingredients in its composition. A real shame. We couldn't even eat more than one slice. Even worse still is I have this stinking, rotting mess of a pizza in my trash until Wednesday before it completely through menacing us! Still on the subject of this brick oven abortion, we called to express our dissatisfaction and were met with a similar lack of attention to our complaints as our food. This put me over the top and prompted my public expression of this disappointment. Do yourself a favor and avoid this same fate.
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