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  • We stopped by this little watering hole for some pina coladas and beers while exploring Paris Casino. There was literally a napkin on the bar that said "Be back Soon". We waited for about five minutes until the bartender finally strolled around the corner with a scoul on his face that could stop a charging grizzly. Now, I've since done quite a bit of pondering as to what he was doing that was so important that he would leave a napkin on his bar during peak business and completely abandon the place. I've narrowed it down to two scenarios: he either was severely constipated or he was in a fight with his girlfriend. Regardless, it's the drinks that matter right? Well, unfortunately there's not much going on in that area either. Watery pina coladas that taste like rum and corn syrup, flavorless strawberry daquiris and a not so impressive beer selection put the icing on the cake of disappointment for this bar. And, as you probably expected, our bartender friend seemed like he had a 10 foot pole shoved up his business end the whole time. To their defense, however, if you're looking for large quantities of cheap girlie booze, 15 bucks for a giant eiffel tower full of pina colada is not a bad deal and makes for a good photo op. Overall, I would recommend avoiding this place though.
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