Look at their stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my Ikea collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who has ev'rything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one apartment hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) he's got everything
They've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty
They've got whozits and whatzits galore
(You want thingamabobs?
they've got plenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the POÄNG are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em sittin'
Layin' around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - beds
Buildin' your carts you don't get too far
Tools are required for connectin', bracin'
Cursin' along until it's
(What's that word again?) complete
Out where they walk
Out where they eat
Out where they stay all day in the store
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give
If I could live
In their store?
What would I pay
To spend all day
Warm in the store?
Betcha in Ikea
They understand
Bet they don't reprimand their consumers
Bright young people
Sick o' browsin'
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the associates know
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
What's a TIVED and why does it
(What's the word?) burn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore that store above?
Out of the city
Wish I could be
Part of that world
Seriously, just go to Ikea...