Dear Yelp:
I never thought it could happen to me but when this gorgeous girl came up to me and asked me to go to the Beverly a few Saturdays ago and I couldn't refuse! The look in her eyes made it clear that she wouldn't take "no" for an answer!!
We got there and I couldn't believe this place! Half of the Phoenix Suns were there and they were throwing money around like it was nothing and buying rounds of drinks for the whole place and all of these scantily clad women were practically having sex in the booths and then Sam Smith walked in and the place really went nuts and I'm making this all up!
My favorite drink is the Namaste Beaches.