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  • For some reason I feel like Smashburger is healthy (newsflash: it ain't) so when I'm craving a burger but also want to feel dainty and waifish I always head to Smashburger. Visited on Tuesday 8-23-16 around 6PM. $26.32 got us a kids grilled chicken meal, a milkshake, a chicken sandwich with fries, and a cobb salad. Yes, I had a salad and a milkshake. Don't you judge me. I see you over there with your judge-y looks. $7.99 classic cobb salad - Menu says it has fresh greens, a fried egg, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, onions, cheddar and blue cheese topped with buttermilk ranch dressing. I asked for no blue cheese and chose crispy chicken to go on top. When my salad arrived I was a bit perplexed....there was a big scrambled egg sitting on top next to the chicken. The menu says it's supposed to be fried and I guess they broke the yolk and just said "fuck it" and threw it on my salad. I never thought I would say I have eaten scrambled eggs on salad but...there ya go. Those are the cards I was dealt. I didn't say anything to the staff about it...I just sat there and ate my weird-ass salad. Their ranch dressing is gross...tastes like hidden valley. They use spring mix lettuce and the chicken was perfectly cooked...moist on the inside and crunchy on the outside. We split a $4.29 chocolate banana milkshake and it was perfect. I like how they serve the milkshake in a glass and give you the leftovers from the metal mixer container. It makes it really easy to split between two people. My husband got "veggie frites" instead of fries and they were delicious and next time I go back I'm going to just get a basket of those and not share with anybody. They were green beans and carrots shaped like fries and sauteed to perfection. They taste almost exactly like green beans from a cheap chinese buffet, which I love. So from now on Imma stick to burgers here because they are delicious. That's what I get for ordering a salad at a burger place.
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