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| - Do you enjoy getting white girl wasted? Do you enjoy drinking alone? Do you enjoy being in an atmosphere where no matter how disheveled and pitiful you look no one will judge you? Do you enjoy being able to get fall down drunk and honestly not care who sees you? Do you enjoy karaoke sung by Charlotte's finest patrons? Do you enjoy decently priced drunk food (wings, burgers, etc)? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, this is the spot for you.
Situated in a rather old, worn out shopping center, The Yellow Rose is a South Charlotte gem. It's a place where you walk in the door and feel like you could kick off your shoes. There are pool tables, tvs, and bless it.... karaoke. There is no discrimination when it comes to the singers. Whether you sound like a dying hyena or a bona fide rock star, doesn't matter, sing your drunk little heart out.
The drinks are moderately priced, beer is usually cheap, wine is quite expensive. They usually have specials, last time I went it was Kool Aid shots. May as well have called them "pee yourself in your sleep" shots they were so strong. The food is the good kind of greasy drunk food, most excellent if you need to muster up some sort of sober to walk out the door.
The wait staff is lacking. Not only do they tend to disappear, but when they reappear they always seem annoyed. However, if I had to work in a place surrounded by people like my friends (the fall down drunks) I'd be annoyed too.
The other slight downside to this place is they have a "smoking porch" right off the back of the bar. This is a BEAUTIFUL place for all that desire lung cancer, but for those of us that would like to keep our lungs nice and pretty... not happening. Anytime anyone comes in, the smoke trails in after them. If you smoke, here's a haven for you. If you don't, prepare to smell it.
Long story short, come here to get plastered. No one will judge. They feed you, provide you entertainment, and give you napkins for when you spill all over yourself. Bless it.
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