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  • FUCK. THIS. PLACE. FUCK EM This is the worst pizza place in this city I have ever been to, and let me explain whyyyy: First off, I've never been here before, but it was the closest pizza place that I came across on my way back from Nellis AFB to a friends house, and I wanted to surprise her with pizza. I walk in and place a takeout order for a large Margarita pizza. Simple enough right? No. No apparently this is the hardest fucking thing for a chef to accomplish, cause I wait 30 minutes before the guy at the front hands me a small box. What the hell is this? I ask. This is a small pizza box, I ordered a large. Indeed, they messed that up. But I understand mistakes are made sometimes, so I don't throw a bitch fit and the guy at the front apologizes, replaces the order, and offers me a complimentary scoop of gelato. Great, a cup of icecream for waiting an hour for a fucking pizza, seems legit to me! So I wait for another 20 minutes, and the cashier rushes back to me with my large pizza. I understand it's not his fault, but the fault of the incompetent chef in the back, so I graciously accept the pizza and leave. Phew! Glad that's over! So I get inside my car, and set the pizza in the passangers seat, I think to myself, gee, I should probably check the pizza to make sure it's the right kind. Cause chances are that chef is a moron. This is what I open up to: http://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?userid=4N-HU_T32hLENLntsNKNBg EDIT:So funny, I had a link to the picture, but apparently the company, or some grouchy loyal customer complained and Yelp took it down, but fear not my friends, it's all over facebook. I get a fucking pizza soup. Great. Just great. With an hour of my time wasted, I'm literally pulling my hair and way too pissed off to go back in there and complain, cause I probably would of threw this shit in the chefs face. This shit wasn't even cooked all the fucking way. What if me, my friend, and her little sister got sick from it? I try my best to go to local pizza shops here in town, but it's fucking places like these that make people stick to the corporate chain pizza places. Atleast they know how to cook a fucking pizza all the way through. This place needs to fire their dumbass ass chef and get a new one before they go out of business. Complete horseshit!
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