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| - Amy Winehouse wouldn't be singing her catchy jingle if she had made it to this Rehab. My goodness you breeders know how to throw a party!
And I thought the gays had the market on debaucherous dance parties. Next time I read an article on the Black or White Party as if its some representation on the filthy morals of homosexuals, I'm bringing up this place as a harsh right back at ya.
O but how does one get in? Ok, first of all throw out all notions of economics of both finance and time with this one. Some poor souls show up at 8 am, 4 hours before this place even allows its first non hotel guest to the pool, to get a place in line. And the line continues at this wait for about 4 hours all afternoon long. Wha? Say you incredulously. No way would you do this you say but then you see the line packed with hot people of all persuasions...ok not ALL persuasions but enough to give you hope.
But are you serious? who waits in line for 4 hours for a pool party that costs $50 to get into and charges $17 for drinks once your inside only to have no place to lay your towel and throw your precious belongings in a bush. Well, I answer-hot looking, fun ass people who know how to party, that's who!
The layout of the pool has already been well described but I think what's left out here and overlooked is the quiet side of the pool. No one goes over to the left of the entrance, past the water slide is a lagoon of tranquility where some bigger boys from Texas let me know I wasn't the only gay in the village.
The music is jumping and the $17 I bemoan, were 32oz filled souvenir drinks, I suppose you could get cups or glasses but WHY EVER WOULD YOU? Do You know how drunk you can get on 64 ounces of margaritas or redbull and vodka. Yippy Yay! And when everyone gets drunk o, doesn't everyone get so friendly? so so friendly, and touchy. Men who snuggled with the ladies in the pool fondled my butt. Ok, have you seen my butt? But still, in front of hundreds of other people.
And just as my friend Kara and I were bemoaning the lack of house music at the Vegas clubs the night before, don't they splice in some serious hard core house music here. Watch the heck out, we were dancing on the island on the middle of the pool.
So yeah you pay $50 to get in, $30 VIP unless your a hotel guest but you are there all day. Seriously, all day. Ok if your unlucky, half that day is spent in line but...actually there is a way off the line and speedily so, simply buy a spa package at The Hard Rock Spa. They totally market it to you and its overpriced but this is how I got in and friends, this is the way to go. I wanted a spa service while in Vegas but demurred because they were so pricey but here, there's at least a way to save yourself some money at the Rehab door and time on the line and time is money...
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