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  • I love small plates. I live for small plates because I'm petite and don't eat much and I'm always interested in trying everything on the menu. But this place is just a fat hell no. The small plates are $12. For $12 I am expecting a medium plate (not to be a sarcastic ass but in Chicago, a five star tapas restaurant they are MAXIMUM $9 a plate and completely worth it). If I am paying $12 a small plate I want more than 3 gnocchi's that aren't covered in chunky weird goat cheese sauce and weird out of place soggy almonds. Honestly, had I seen one of their tapas pasta dishes prior to ordering them I wouldn't have. They were literally insultingly small but I guess I didn't mind they were so small because I didn't have much of the gross flavor to choke down. The ONLY thing that was worthwhile was the jerk chicken and even that was slimy. From the server forgetting for an Hour to put our food in, to the check being $126 for FOUR small plates and two glasses of wine, this pretentious restaurant can shove their over-cooked gnocchi up their asses. I will not return and I'll tell everyone I know not to either.
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