What FIVE Bottles of Belvedere Vodka at Tao will get you, in order:
1. a VIP host
2. a front and center table situated in the smaller room with DJ (IMO, the best table in this club)
3. many new friends that will happily drink your Belvedere Vodka
4. excellent wait staff
5. a good bouncer to protect your roped off table
6. 'Drunk Friend A' projectile vomits on 'Drunk Friend Bs' suit jacket
7. 'Drunk Friend A' needs to get checked out by certified paramedics in the service hallways of the hotel
8. when paramedics asks 'Drunk friend A', "What city are you in," he responds "New York"
9. You take Drunk Friend A' back to hotel via Taxi
10. you clean up 'Drunk Friend As' vomit and learn that he ate chicken for lunch
11. you go back to club to party
12. you party more
13. you get a bill for $3,000 USD
14. 'Drunk Friend C' tears his Canali suit dress pants and claims it was the crazy girls (est. retail cost $500 USD)
15. you go home with a lifetime of stories
Note: friends will remain anonymous to protect their identities