After a scary run for your life through the dinosaur filled parking lot (rar), head into the semi-sturdy structure with a VW bug on the roof and find...food? Yes! Success in the oddest place. Now forget about the clunk of German ingenuity on the roof, put on a nascar hat, oil stained jeans, and fit into a little something called the "white trash burger." The bun is soft and not overbearing, the meat has good flavor, an overall great burger. It would be nice if it was a little larger, but hey, we're just happy to be outta' the trailer. The chips are nice and crispy, but quite bland; perhaps this explains the pissed off cretaceous period in the parking lot. The fries are good as are the fried pickles. A nice burger joint with a few Land of the Lost hipsters to boot. Roll credits.