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| - Never written yelp restaurant review before but felt a duty to forewarn other people thinking of making same mistake I did. I would give zero stars if possible. My husband did not want to go here bc of recent bad reviews yet I said "How bad could it really be, it's bbq meat". Well..It was BAD so bad I almost didn't feed it to my dogs (I did they didn't complain so maybe this is meant for dogs?). DO NOT GO here expecting edible food.
1. This is the same owners, in this same location, from the failed Notorious Burgers, then the Notorious Kitchen, and now 4months in it's still HopsnHogs. Different names but with similarly poor quality, inedible food.
2. Smelled delicious aroma when we walked in but literally one other table of patrons. Friendly and quick service. we took food to go it was ready literally within 5 mins.
3. I was starving and ready to eat cardboard but unfortunately for me when I opened the to go boxes what I found was completely inedible.
The brisket was so greasy, chopped, hash-like (never in my life seen brisket this way) it was inedible looking and the taste was worse. The grease soaked through the "local baked" claimed buns (by local they must mean grocery store bought bc they were not freshly made and tasted terribly). The pulled chicken looked bad but tasted worse - it looked like they put the chicken into a vitamix then set it out in Arizona sun for few hours before serving it. I ONLY tasted it so I could confirm its in-edibility and then write this review. The french fries very obviously packed, frozen and then barely cooked -really gross soggy stuck together tasteless mush.
4. The BBQ sauce this is an important one to list separately as it is a BBQ joint. The food was terrible but i was starving so I figured I could smother it in BBQ sauce so I could eat it -BBQ sauce will cover up the horrifying meat. Wrong again. The BBQ was a bizarre mixture of sweet, tangy, and spicy and just awful mixture of tastes.
5. Price and menu seemed great before seeing actual food.
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