Luckily the X-Wing is outside - you can take pictures with it and then leave and eat somewhere else!
In general, the food at this place is pretty bad but I do want to say there are a couple of servers who are really great and generally work in the bar area in the morning.
There are a couple safe-ish options on the menu which I'll plan to stick with if I can ever be cajoled to go here again (they are mostly breakfast!!) but most of the food is overly greasy, bland, covered in plastic "cheese" or just plain cheap and underwhelming.
If you like your restaurant trying to pass off the bits of french fries from the bottom of the bin as home fries (SERIOUSLY?!), a bland beef sandwich, or a "warm bacon dressing spinach salad" that is actually iceberg lettuce with congealed sweet and sour with bacon bits in it then Mike's Place is for you!