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  • So I decided to cheat on my cupcake place (Mind over Batter in Tempe) to try this place out. Mainly because they had more flavors and I wanted to see if they were any good. I got 5 cupcakes to try with my coworkers, orange creamsicle, red velvet, raspberry lemon zest, caramel apple, and triple chocolate. Let me do my review least to most favorites: 5. Red Velvet - How in the dickens do places mess up this flavor? The ONLY and I mean ONLY people I know who can make good red velvet are my cousin in Cali who has her own bakery and the woman who made my wedding cake. (Who I still buy cakes from) 4. Triple Chocolate - I was not as wowed as I thought I was going to be with this one. Was it moist, yes. But it was missing something. You know, that orgasmic feeling you get when you're in need of a man and the only thing that will help take your mind off of being lonely is a good piece of chocolate. Yeah... 3. Raspberry Lemon Zest - Now this one was good, I have to admit it gave my favorite cupcake at MOB some competition. It was moist, had bits of lemon zest in it, and the frosting was airy and not overly sweet. 2. Orange Creamsicle - Hmmmmm this one was good. I think I saw a fairy appear out of thin air and wink at me. It had a nice flavor, nice and dense, and I hugged myself. Nuff said. 1. Caramel Apple - Oh caramel apple how do I love thee, let me count the ways... 1 - your flavor took me back to being at my great grandma's kitchen. 2 - you were moist and had the perfect consistency. 3 - not too much spices, right on the money! 4 - the graham cracker bottom, seriously? Oh My Goodness, there are no words! 5 - The icing and caramel drizzle melted on my tongue like butta! Ugh you are my new love that I shall indulge in at least once a month! Shall I stay loyal to Mind Over Batter? Yes. Do I wish they had more flavors? Yes. Will I cheat on MOB for that luscious, moist, creamy caramel apple cupcake? Hell yes! Don't judge me. I didn't have an issue with the staff like others have. The guy that helped me was rather nice to look at and I loved his hair. Nice light skinned brotha with a nice frame serving me a decadent apple cupcake, yes please!
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