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| - Like many reviewers of this... establishment, our complex was spammed with menus. We were in the mood for a calzone, so decided to give this place a try- without checking Yelp first, of course. Stupid.
So I call and try to order. I wanted some sun dried tomatoes, as advertised on their menu, but I guess they ran out/lied/didn't feel like it. Whatevs, it's cool bro, just put mushrooms instead. Then he asks for method of payment- card. Ok, well there's a charge for this (I hate places that do that shit). So he then asks for my card number- wtf, why do you need this if I'm picking it up myself? I tell him, "I'll just pay when I get there," and I guess at that point he just walked away from the phone for a minute.. then he comes back and demands "Card number??!" So I'm like, okay.. I'll play your game, silly man.. don't expect a tip, though. He says it'll be ready in an hour and I'm thinking, okay, this better be good 'cause we're freaking hungry and dying over here.
Upon arrival, I got to see who I was dealing with, but some other dude rang us up. Neither were particularly friendly. The guy said "We have your card number in our system, but it wasn't rang up." Da fuuuh? Seemed shady to me.
Finally, onto the food itself. The calzone (family size) was enough to feed 3-4 people, so I'll give them that. But it was pretty void of cheese, thus wasn't worth the wait, drive or money. That, and it didn't make me feel too good. We also had an order of garlic fries, which were bland. We learned our lesson: check Yelp reviews first.
Needless to say, we won't be coming back here.
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