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  • I'm going to have to bump up my review of this particular Home Depot thanks to Anne..at least I think that was her name, but let's just call her the Queen of Thrones. We had a running toilet that my husband tried to fix. Yep, all that resulted was the need to replace the whole damn thing. So we spent a lovely evening at HD browsing the commodes. Picked out a sporty little model, but they don't really let you test drive it. Enter Anne. Do you need any help? Nope, we got this. Then the barrage of questions. Do you want round or elongated? Chair height or standard height? Single flush or double flush? Uh, does it matter? Apparently, it does. Men prefer elongated you know? Why? You could give them a target the size of a swimming pool, and they'll miss. Men also often prefer chair height? Why? It's more comfortable for them, and we all know how much time the average man sits parked on the pot. I'm pretty sure mine has a Playstation hidden in there somewhere. Men also NEED the double flush. Saving water is great, but if you have to flush six times, you really didn't. She also made sure we got the right seal. You need the double wax seal, not the standard wax the installer will try to use. You also need an extra long flexible hosey thing (my words not hers) for the chair height. So it's all about men. Thanks to Anne, we flushed our original choice down the toilet (hahahah), and went with the super industrial man model-elongated, chair height, double flush. I feel like a 2-year old on it, but he's happy. And this is one sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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