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  • I had the misfortune of eating at this godforsaken excuse for a sushi restaurant. I saw the mixed reviews and decided to give it a go, because trying new things makes me feel like a real man's man. The last time I had sushi this terrible was at Inaka at Blue Diamond/Cimarron, and that was T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E. I hate giving 1 star reviews, but I actually Vooped after eating this sushi. If you're not familiar with vooping, most people become acquainted with it during college after a particularly nasty night of drinking. That's when you "vomit" and "poop" simultaneously, hence the name Voop. If you don't want to take my word about how unpleasant Vooping is, go and order the sashimi. Also, fuck the decor. I don't care if I was eating on the top of the Sears Tower, the food would make me want to jump out a window. Bad. BAD BAD BAD. Man, I feel better now. Also, I don't feel so bad anymore about giving this place a bad review; writing about Vooping just brought back all those bad feelings. Further, I want to give a special shoutout to all of the ladies reading my reviews. I know vooping is very attractive, and it's a great way to end a first date together.
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