This place may have ruined my life.
*Insert Dear Lord Meme*
I am a big pizza fan, but being a calorie counting dickhead - it's usually reserved as a treat. Well unless Im drunk or high - then it is my main source of sustenance.
This place makes it hard. It makes it real hard to say no.
Aside: If anyone can get this pizza delivered and they choose something like Pizza Pizza. I don't like you. You need to reevaluate your life choices. I wouldn't let you petsit my dog. Get better.
Back to the life ruining pizza from Maker...
I've tried "The Pep God" and "Napoli Dynamite" - Both incredible. I'd probably lean towards The Pep God as my favorite, but it's damn close. You know why The Pep God wins out? Sesame seeds on pizza crust. What a genius move. You know when you order crap pizza, sometimes at the end of the night your box is filled up with discarded crusts aka "pizza bones". I can guarantee that never happens with The Pep God.
I once ordered it from UberEATS and dude took 19 years to deliver it. The pizza was cold and congealed. Ya know what? It still kicked ass.
Maker keeps it simple. An amazing crust, a great sauce and a few quality ingredients. When you taste it youll realize thats all you ever needed.