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  • We went here last Saturday night for a friend's bachelorette party. We were willing to accept that the place was cheesy but the dancers were awful; it looked like they were dancing around in their basement to the radio waving their flacid selves in the air and grinning like idiots. Is this what they think turns us on?! We just ordered drinks and decided to see if it would improve. About 5 minutes later one of the strippers, a guy dressed like a fireman, brought our bride and another bride up onto the stage for a dance. He had the girls lie down on a stage, then stripped to nothing, did a plank over them, and dangled his wang about an inch from our friend's face. ew. she got up off the stage. the other bride put his member in her mouth. yes, that's right. and then he rolled her backwards, ass up in the air, and proceeded to "jab" her babymaker with his wang. this was all on stage and nobody from the club even batted an eyelash. needless to say, we got the heck out of there, along with two other groups of bachelorettes. we were all pretty disgusted. we wanted to be entertained, not present for a third rate porn. never going back. ever.
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