Ok, ok, I get it. La Baguette is terribly French and I'm just a rube from DeFo. But come on. $7.95 for a few sparse ingredients slapped between two halves of a baguette? Furthermore, although I have impeccable dental hygiene, I found the sandwich quite literally PAINFUL to eat. I don't believe that ANY sandwich--even a rustic, terribly French sandwich--should cause my gums to bleed. FURTHER furthermore, the proprietress' irritation at my lack of exact change was palpable.
Sigh. This was on my bucket list, but I would never go there again.