Me: I don't mean to complain but I can barely hear the music, and we've been here for like almost an hour - what's it take to get a drink here?
Friend: it will be better once we get inside.
She was right too.
Yes, it's a huge step up from when it was Studio 54, but based on everything else I was up to in Vegas, Hakkasan is ok I guess. I kinda regret not bringing my Kanye sunglasses so I could truly appreciate the strobe lights too.
+1 star for the music ("unz unz unz")
-1 star for the crowd
Some of them kinda got up in our business and were a bit too sophomoric for me ("like oh mah gawd I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes let me take another selfie").
Continuing on a theme in a recent review, maybe I've gotten too old for this. Next time I'll yell at the youngins "Get Off My Lawn" like I'm Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. There, at least this time I referenced a movie that came out this century.