This has got to be the worst car wash in the area.
From the minute you drive up to the minute you leave the experience is horrendous.
When you drive up the entrance sleazy ex con looking employees come up to you and try to sell you every single extra they offer. Even when you come in asking for a standard wash they will try to convince you to wax your car or tell you that you need a leather treatment done.
After that used car man type treatment occurs they take your car from you and drive it through a machine wash with tracks that scratch your rims, while heavy beaters ruin your paint.
Following that torture they drive your car to a covered area where disgruntled employees wipe up a few drips before yelling ready. I don't think your car is supposed to look worse after a car wash?