Lao Sze Chuan is a decent szechuan restaurant dressed in pretty clothes. This place is like that chick who's a 5 but is a 7 with that lil black dress on at the club.
The decor is top notch; it's easily the nicest szechuan restaurant I've ever been to. It's a great place for a date if you don't mind getting sweaty together before all the action starts.
The food itself is definitely authentic szechuan food, with real peppercorns and szechuan peppercorn oil in the dishes. The dishes are decent, and are good enough to satisfy any szechuan cravings. A-Ok on most everything; some were a lil above average, some were slightly below. I tried a bunch of the authentic dishes; from tony's chicken with 3-chili to boiled beef tenderloin in spicy szechuan sauce to the dan dan noodles.
Your craving will be satisfied, but your socks won't be blown off. At least the prices are what you would expect to find at any other szechuan restaurant.
4.5 on decor, 3 on the food, 3 on the service = 3.5 stars, but Yelp won't let me put 3.5, and I ain't the type of dude to round up. Better be pleasantly surprised than slightly disappointed.