Dear "Logan" at Loud Rumor, you send unsolicited emails without an opt out link. It is extremely unprofessional and unethical. Some people might even report you as a spammer.
You call up, a cold call, and pretend the business contacted you. You continue to call after being asked not to call. You also come off like a drunk frat boy. I am engaged in sales for a living, you want me to trust you, and if you were my employee, I'd fire you.
So why would anyone trust you with their money and their marketing?