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| - And the Server spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Groupon. Then shalt thou count to four, no more-no less. Four shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be four. Five shalt thou not count, neither count thou three, excepting that thou then proceed to four. Six is right out. Once the number four, being the fourth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Groupon towards thy server. who, being naughty in my sight, shall redeem it."
We showed up with a party of 3. Groupon denied. "We are very strict" says the server. Needless to say we will come back, redeem our Groupon (with a party of four, no more, no less) and never return again.
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