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  • I get strange looks from my friends when I tell them I actually enjoy going to the laundromat. They always ask if our washing machine is broken, or if I'm in a domestic dispute over something. Yes, years of pumping caustic chemicals in order to clean clothing has corroded the drain pipe to the washer, causing spillage and overflow. But, I can wash seven loads of laundry, dry and fold in about the time it takes to launder one load. Fantabulous! Now, don't hate on me or throw those evil eye daggers my way, but part of what puts CoinLess so awesome is its entertainment value. Once I went midweek and met Robert from the Secretary of State office. He was accompanying a somewhat disheveled-looking gentleman in his washing (I believe Robert was helping out a homeless man and I think it's truly inspirational when one treats another human with dignity). Robert was having some difficulty with the product dispenser so I gave him the rest of my dryer sheets. See, good gets good. But today when I went it was a comedy of errors: a front-loader was leaking bucket loads of water, 98% of the dryers were in use *at the same time*, these punks were playing hacky sac next to me and this guy with shockingly hairy arms spent 8 minutes organizing his white plastic hangers. Eight flipping minutes!! Dude, they're all the same! You don't need to examine each one and relocate it for 8 minutes...but it was a great distraction. Another time I went I saw and entire family who apparently did not own mirrors that showed them from the neck down, as their clothes were a sick mess of too tight and too pink. CoinLess claims to have WiFi but I couldn't get my laptop to recognize the server that one time so I cannot validate this statement. Besides, when you have so much to observe, who needs the internet?
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