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  • Before we get started on this review I need to set the precedent as to where I personally stand on donuts's low fat just as sexy cousin; bagels. I wouldn't be able to rate an establishment that supplies bagels any less than three stars unless they gutted the dough out of the bagels, making them no longer bagels. That being said this review is dedicated to the salsa manager at Einsteins. I have ordered the Santa Fe three times. That is one more than twice and one less than four and EVERYTIME I say "let me get the Sante Fe with no salsa". Apparently everytime I think I'm saying that, I'm actually saying "let me get the Sante Fe with no salsa, but if you can't do no salsa I'll take a free pastry instead." I want the salsa manager to know that they play a pivotal role at Einsteins but they don't always have to be in on every play. Even Tom Brady has to hand the ball off every now and then. I want it to be clear I'm not writing this review for any more free pastries or other items that middle aged housewives with pink slippers expect when their orders are messed up. All I am asking is for a few employees to go into the restroom collectively as a team as I arrive, to ensure that no single employee's head is located more than five inches inside of their anus. This way I can enjoy your phenomenal food with a slight adjustment and you can enjoy employment. I look forward to our future endeavors together.
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