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  • A Huge gym that handles it's membership well at a great price. Also a meat market. The parking lot is the size of a mini-mall and extends all the way back to a barbecue joint. If you are forced to park in the spots adjacent to the Pork Palace you should probably just go there because you're unlikely to find anything to do inside. Thankfully this only happens on weeknights around 6pm the first week of January, otherwise the place does a spectacular job of accommodating all the well fed self-improvers represented inside. The locker rooms are huge and are less likely to be filled with naked people than gyms I have been to in the past, this alone justifies the place to me. The juice bar in the lobby is excellent, reasonably priced and staffed with friendly people. Nice. I have never been in the women's only gym (for good reason) but the wife lauds it's ability to keep the perverts out. The free weight section downstairs is huge and is occasionally populated by UFC fighters. I've seen Forrest Griffin in here twice. Upstairs is an awesome giant track that protects from the glorious desert heat. They have enough treadmills for people who don't prefer really running and those spectacular stretching cages. Bonus points for having actual escalator style stairmasters. The exercise classes are well attended and free and seem to utilize a huge array of equipment. The only real negative I've seen is the childcare: They technically have it but at least at the times I go it's sparsely populated and they seem to mix too large an age group. Toddlers and giant 10(?) year olds. I wouldn't leave my kid here if he didn't have a few years of MMA training and weigh 75 pounds. It's worth noting that this is the best dressed gym I have ever been to, including other LVACs. More accurately: this is the least dressed gym I have ever seen. Go at any time other than the middle of the night and be prepared to see women wearing tiny scraps of fabric doing jumping jacks or leisurely climbing the stairmaster in areas that receive large quantities of eye traffic. I have no idea what they're advertising (I have in my five years as an LVAC customer seen business cards exchanged twice), but I hope it's personal training and fabric glue. All of the above is DIRT CHEAP. I pay $20 bucks a month: if the place was a fifty dollar a month gym I'd go happy with the value proposition. at $20: no contest. Also being able to go to any of the LVACs through Vegas is a massive win.
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