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  • I don't know what I was waiting for. I wanted to try this place for two years before Groupon finally got me in the door. I now regard those two years of my life as having not been lived to their full potential. With one meal Cafe Monte instantly became my favorite restaurant in Charlotte. Everything is as it should be from the decor to the food and service. I took my girlfriend there for dinner and our reactions to everything we had ranged from satisfied to blown away. The hors d'oeuvre of hummus and olives was good but not extraordinary, as olives and hummus are difficult to mess up but incapable of ever being good enough to change one's life. For our main course she had the trout amandine, which instilled in her the conviction that the inclusion of capers in a recipe doesn't necessarily ruin it. I had the steak au poivre which I had trouble deciding if I should eat slowly, savoring every rapturous morsel or rub all over my body while drooling like Homer Simpson with a box of donuts and crying tears of joy. I trust you'll share my girlfriend's (and no doubt, the other diners') relief that I opted for the former. However, I make no promises that future meals at Cafe Monte will be enjoyed with such restraint. While the desserts looked outstanding, we simply couldn't take another bite. I ended the meal with a cafe au lait while my girlfriend finished her wine. As should be expected from a French restaurant, the coffee was what coffee should be: espresso, or at the very least, French press. Perhaps they have drip coffee too. I wouldn't know. I stopped reading as soon as I saw cafe au lait. So I'll be back for sure. In fact, should I ever find myself on death row, Cafe Monte will need well-rested chefs, a fully stocked kitchen and the catering van gassed up to deliver my last meal. I'm totally serious! It may be a little pricier than I'm usually willing to pay for, but hey. It wouldn't be my money. In the immortal words of the Kids in the Hall sketch, "Screw you, taxpayer!"
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