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| - This location is without a doubt the most awful Burger King I have ever been to, including truck stops. The employees at this location are the biggest festival of douch bags I have ever had the displeasure of being around. Let me enlighten you with my two part story.
The first time I went to this location, I went through the drive thru. Getting home, I now know the pain of Leo Gets in the movie Lethal weapon 2, and symphatize with him in his stance of how they always fuck you at the drive thru. I get back home to realize I am a pawn in Burger Kings game of fucking their customers at the drive thru. I drive back, let them know my order was wrong. The manager looks in my bag, goes back and talks to the cook. They forgot about me and 10 minutes later I remind him I am still waiting for my order. He brings out a bag and drops about 6 inches on the counter in front of me. Doesn't say a word. I suppose this was my fault. Pencildickmanager looked at me as it was. O.K., perhaps they were having a day. Perhaps I should have looked at my food when I left. Regardless, I hope the manager is reading this. If you are, your a dick (yes, you. The fat guy)
Part two, which I have entitled: Tempting fate, I decide to go back to this restaurant once again. I should have stuck with my intuition, like when a dog knows it is about to storm and starts barking and acting weird. Sitting in the "dining room" this time (although the amount of garbage in the room resembled more what I think the threshold to hell would look like) I think the only place that didn't have garbage in it was the trash cans. My food was not only incorrect, but tasted like what I can only describe as, well, for a lack of a better word..... dogshit. I think my hamburger patty was awake longer than I was and had the texture of a belt. I wouldn't even let my dogs eat this trainwreck of a "meal." I told the kid who reminded me of Rainman working the counter that the burgers were pretty bad and he might want to cook some fresh ones. He just started at me like he saw a pair of tits for the first time. I don't think this kid will strive to be a member of the space program.
I will never go back to this store and I hope someone who works there reads this. Although I doubt that. I think they are spending more time standing around thinking of ways they can piss off their customers and be generally non-productive. I can only become religious and pray that if I ever have kids, they are smarter then the staff at this burger king.
Much like the old lady in the movie Poltergeist, I give you a warning, Caroline. Stay away from here, this is Satan's Burger King.
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