Want a room with scary stains and torn carpeting?
Want a "complimentary breakfast" so gross you'll feel like a contestant on Fear Factor?
Want the most incompetent front-desk employees in the history of the world?
If you answered "yes" to any of those questions, this is the place for you!!!
If you answered "no", stay at the Madison Hostel. It's about 10x cheaper and about 1,000x better.