Sorry Patties - I've never liked you.
I've tried so hard, and maybe it's my fault for being too sober when I visit, but we've just never clicked, ya know?
I've always been a fan of dive bars and you're a great change from the typical Old Town "club", but here's the thing: you smell, you attract weirdos, and you yell at me whenever i pull out my credit card (I need points yo!). That and being WAY too crowded is why I'm not a fan. I hope you can understand.