tl;dr: I could have bought a cow, raised it from birth in a beautiful farm that I spent 30 years saving up for, learned how to use that cow to make meat myself, done the deed, and made myself that burger BEFORE I got my food at this restaurant.
Absolute worst dining experience I have had in such a long time if not ever. Came there around 6:10ish and ordered an appetizer and four entrees (burgers to begin with). Appetizer came in a moderately timely manner about 30-35 minutes.
Then the fun started. Around 7:15 our waiter comes over and says that the chef is new and lost our receipt originally and is now working on the food it'll be a little late. Fine by us. Twenty minutes go by. Waiter comes over and says he is so sorry it'll be about 3-4 more minutes. No problem with us. Waiter comes back in ten minutes and says that the food is ready he just has to pick it up and bring it to the table. Waited about another five minutes and went up and asked the status of our food, best part the waiter who had two tables couldn't even recognize my face and wondered what table I even sat at. The hostess then came by and said "I'll be honest with you your food isn't even half done". Meanwhile a table that came in almost an hour after us had their food already. At that point of sitting for two hours we just left, angry and hungry.
Got told our food was ready and just waiting for pick up being blatantly lied to, blatantly ignored by our waiter who really should have just told us the food was nowhere near done and to save two hours of our lives.
I can understand understaffed or new kitchens, it happens. Two hours to wait for four burgers is unacceptable in any way and I can honestly say (not that they care) I will never come back again.