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dateCreated	2018-06-30 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Low Key Piano Bar
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rev:text	I've never had such a horrible experience IN MY LIFE! I had recently found out that I have ALS, aka Lou Gehrig's / Stephen Hawking's disease. So basically I may become completely paralyzed in the next 2-10 years and eventually die because I won't be able to breathe on my own. I also have fibromyalgia, HIV because of a fucking douche bag I knew back in the day, Leigh syndrome, which is a disorder that usually kills you when you're a baby. Oh and let's not forget about the Traumatic Brain Injury in my pre-frontal cortex I incurred doing my duty as a gay man being the first to come out in my high school and getting gay bashed for it. That's right, the fact that I'm still alive today is a fucking miracle at the ripe old age of 32. My friend Jesse invited me to this place because he was chilling there alone. I had recently reconnected with him as he is an old friend. Like my big gay brother pretty much. Jesse is an extremely Flamboyant gay man and basically brings out the fag in me. And yes I can say that because I also suck dick. Probably better than any of you fuckers lol. Anyway, I had only purchased one $7 long island and only got about 1/4th of the way down. I baby my drinks because I don't like getting sloppy drunk like probably most those loser security guards at low key do lol. We went out for a cig. Came back in. I went up on stage and sang a mean rendition of Madonna's Like A Virgin in celebration of getting laid. Cuz when you find out you have a fatal illness, you basically just want to suck and fuck at this point. Jesse and I went out for a second cigarette and were basically acting like drunks. I'm not sure if Jesse was actually drunk or not, but we were just being Flamboyant bitches, but it's not like a bunch of uncultured hetero fucking idiots would be able to tell the difference. I repeat, I was not drunk. I didn't even get to finish my $7 long island. Like maybe a 1/4th if that. And I tipped the musicians $5 bucks while giving a performance of my own. And then they just throw us out of the bar because we were basically too gay? I would highly recommend avoiding this discriminatory place. Not worth the money at all. And I only spent $15.00.
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