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  • I felt good going in. I felt good eating there. I felt woozy on the way out. Went with the coworkers to the new HAG. The environment is cool. Nurses, lots of big screen TV's, a kind of 60's diner feel. The TV's play music videos from the 70's and 80's. Thm menu makes jokes about the price of taxes, which our government squanders (or something like that). This place definitely has character. Oh yeah, and the waitress nurses are pretty damn hot. The food was great. I loved my single and fries, which was more than enough to fill me up. The burger was juicy and tasty, and the fat-coated buns were amazing. One of my coworkers ate an entire quadruple hamburger (1/5 pound patties). Our waitress wheeled his fatass out in a wheelchair. None of us were big enough for the "weight in at 350 lbs or more and eat free". Maybe my quadruple-eating coworker will work on this. The service was friendly, efficient, and easy on the eyes. The prices weren't bad. They don't serve water at all. I'm not sure that is legal. We'll see how long that lasts. Also, the place is cash only (ATM inside). Plenty of malt liquor brands are offered, but not a lick of quality craft beer. I guess the really bad part about HAG is how you might feel afterwards. My stomach is currently upset. My head is foggy. I'm pretty sure this review will be poorly written as I can't really focus right now. I mean, the buns are coated in lard for gosh sake. Hello cholesterol and sugar overdose! Great to experience once, but I won't be making a habit of eating here. If you don't eat a lot of fast food, you might want to think about eating McDonald's for a week before hand to train yourself up to meeting the Heart Attack Grill challenge. I didn't, and now I am paying the consequences!
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