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| - Have you ever been to Mexico? If you've ever been to Ranch Market, then the answer is "Yes." Armed with nothing but two C- grades I received in Spanish Class back in high school, I decided to cross the border. Immediately greeted by thumping Spanish music that Helen Keller would have no problem hearing, I found myself wondering if I was in a Supermarket or a God damned nightclub in Guadalajara. As soon as my hearing came back, I continued my mission of finding, and purchasing some Carne Asada. Having trouble finding my meat (that's an absolute first), I decided to ask the first set of eyes that I made contact with. Unfortunately, that set of eyes belonged to a dead horse with absolutely ZERO skin remaining on his poor little (GIGANTIC) head. Suddenly I found myself no longer hungry. My appetite was completely lost. No bueno, ese. Minus the fact that I managed to lose both by hearing and my appetite in the same trip, my overall shopping experience was pretty good. I was thoroughly impressed with the amount of Mexican-specific products in Ranch Market. It reminded me of mi vida loca back in the day when I would visit Mexico with my Nana and Tata as a child. Dos thumbs up, Ranch Market, Dos thumbs up!
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