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  • FatCat try to give El Catrin 0 stars, but Yelp not let FatCat express how he really feel about this restaurant. So FatCat forced to give 1 star because he want to write review to warn other other fat cats about bad restaurant. Things FatCat like - Amazing decor and design. Things FatCat not like - Portions - Price - Food quality (when FatCat compare to price) - Hollow people/patrons trying hard to look sophisticated in overpriced restaurant FatCat hop over to Mill Street brewery for more food after El Catrin, but food at Mill Street so bad that FatCat leave distillery district with no intention to ever return again. SIDE STORY: FatCat's friend bring wife to El Catrin for date. Douchey business-men at next table try to pick up friend's pregnant wife while friend in washroom. FatCat suspect this restaurant attract many middle age married... how you say... douche bags.. looking for not just mexican food. FatCat notice many same type people. Lucky for FatCat he not decide to bring classy lady to El Catrin. FatCat not know how he react if douchey business men try to pick up classy lady while FatCat in washroom.
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