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| - Coffee for the coffee connoisseur, the coffee purist, the coffee snob, but alas, apparently not for me. If you have the audacity to believe when you're paying for a cup of Joe that you should be able to have it how you like it, this isn't the java shop for you.
Watching your fat and/or caloric intake? Nope, no skim milk for YOU. Enjoy a shot of cinnamon or vanilla in your mug of coffee? How dare you request customization/bastardization of their cup of perfection.
Abandoning all hope of coffee the way I like it, I ordered chai instead. Somehow what I got tasted more like a hot milkshake. My teeth still ache from the sugar!
So beware casual coffee fan, if you're not SERIOUS about your coffee, this may not be the spot for you. If, on the other hand, you tolerate no coffee frivolity, this just may be your perfect spot for your perfect cup.
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